When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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