Sponge bath it is.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I don't think brook has ever known best
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i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
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ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I believe in your delicious
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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