You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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