Joe is yelling at the trees again.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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