At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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