1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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