Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We had to coat check the pizza.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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