Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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