I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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