I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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