Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Operation Purity has been aborted
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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