whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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