HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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