dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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