Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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