her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
