Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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