Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
