Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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