Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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