Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
foreskin is a definite game changer
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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