The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize