i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.