Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
So. Much. Porn.
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