Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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