so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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