So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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