I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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