he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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