Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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