I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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