So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Randomize
