it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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