I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
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I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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