jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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