I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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