Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.