Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
how do flat chested girls get laid?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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