Why are handjobs necessary in class?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
