never play flip cup with pint glasses
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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