People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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