i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
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one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
You dont lie about slip and slides
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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