I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
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was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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