You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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