UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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