Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
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So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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