Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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