He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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