Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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