i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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