Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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