It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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