i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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