so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
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