They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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