He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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