32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
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No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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